What do you deserve?

"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for."

-- Maureen Dowd

Tact

Tact is the ability to tell your boss that he is open-minded when you know he has a hole in his head.

Argument with a stupid

Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level, then they will beat you with experience.
Courtesy : Teja's Gtalk status message

Java Idioms??

Java Idioms

Celebrity

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his/her life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised

Ideal Marriage

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

Courtesy : Teja

Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow

Yesterday today was tomorrow yet tomorrow today will be yesterday

Courtesy : Teja

Happiness

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you have decided to look beyond the imperfections.

courtesy : Anjali

Life

You need to keep running to stay where you are, because the world around you is running.

Deja Vu and Amnesia

Right now I am feeling Deja vu and Amnesia at the same time. I think I have forgot this before.

courtesy : baki

War

War does not determine who is right, just who is left.

courtesy : Priya

Theory and Practice

A good quote

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. -- Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut/Yogi Berra